The Top 10 Funny Reviews on Amazon Products!
You’ve heard of Amazon.com, right? Who hasn’t? It’s the first place you pretty much look for, well, anything! But have you ever really taken the time to read the reviews? Some of them are helpful… and some of them are hilarious! Keep reading for some super funny reviews on Amazon products.
FUNNY AMAZON PRODUCT REVIEWS
The best thing about Amazon (besides the fact that you can buy pretty much anything there) is falling down the rabbit hole of reviews! There are funny reviews on Amazon products all the time, but some get more attention than others. Before you buy anything, make sure you see what others have to say about the item you’re eyeing, as some people will be honest about their likes and dislikes. Maybe a little TOO honest.
FUNNY AMAZON REVIEWS — GUMMY BEARS
Who doesn’t love gummy bears? Well, apparently over 3000 people! And what do they love about these gummy bears? Making fun of them! The Q&A section in the beginning of the listing is awesome enough, but scroll down for some of the best reviews.
The Internet Person: “If you want to turn from morbidly obese to just moderately fat. Buy these beauties. They will instantly drop the meal you just ate into a toilet bowl that will turn the kid cleaning the restroom you choose to drop your deathly deposit at suicidal.”
And if you have the time (and a strong stomach), read Jeffrey Lambert’s really long review about this product.
FAKE AMAZON REVIEWS — FUNNY
Some of the funny reviews on Amazon products are actually fake! But that’s what makes them so funny. A lot of the reviews for the specific products in this blog are fake, and I’ve quoted them so you can see for yourself how funny they are. But there are plenty of other products that didn’t make the cut, but still have hilarious reviews. Check these out:
PacMan, reviewing the kid’s book Where Is Baby’s Belly Button: “There is no twist…. It clearly SHOWS you it is on the COVER OF THE BOOK…. This is one of the worst pieces of literature I have ever read.”
Ben Harrison, reviewing the WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch: “Got this for the Mother-in-law for bath time, hoping… her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far, this bloody thing is staying in one piece…. crap for murder.”
Cyphis, reviewing the UFO Detector: “… it doesn’t work and I am still getting abducted by UFO’s on a regular basis.”
AMAZON 80-INCH TV FUNNY REVIEWS
With all the time we’ve been spending indoors, who wouldn’t want to create the best possible home entertainment system? So if you’re looking at buying an 80-inch TV, check out these reviews to help you make your decision:
Regina Godfrey: “This tv is fan freaking tactic!!!! We are now living in the box it came in but even that is roomy and quite comfy!!!!”
R.M. Handel “RLM”: “I bought it just to watch the garbage man struggle pitifully as he attempted to fit the box into the back of his recycling truck.”
HAIR REMOVAL CREAM AMAZON REVIEW — FUNNY
The Veet For Men Gel Cream has a bunch of funny reviews. But when it comes to hair removal, does it work? Maybe a little TOO well!
A. Chappell: “… Veet removes hair, dignity, and self respect.”
Dennis: “Makes my farts sound louder. The hair must have acted as a interlocking silencer.”
FUNNY AMAZON REVIEWS — WOLF SHIRT
If you’re looking to buy a new T-shirt, look no further than The Mountain Men’s Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee. The T-shirt features three wolves howling at a full moon, with various background colors you can choose for the shirt (black, blue, green, red). With over 5000 ratings, most reviewers agree this shirt is pretty powerful. Powerfully funny! Here are some of my faves:
Matthew Costlow: “Currently running the country side with a pack of wolves after having put on this shirt. Will review later”
Ryan VF: “… I was transformed into a disappointed Golden Retriever. On the bright side I got a bunch of belly rubs from attractive women.”
FUNNY AMAZON BEACH BALL REVIEW
For your next beach day, consider bringing a 12 foot beach ball! Although after you read these reviews, maybe it’s not such a good idea after all.
Reid hamlin: “Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster…. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families…. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle.”
Aurora Porter: “A 12ft beach ball can destroy a lot of potato salad…. This year’s family reunion will forever be remembered as the year that mistakes were made.”
AMAZON BANANA SLICER REVIEW — FUNNY
Just bought a bunch of bananas but don’t know what to do with them? You could peel one and eat it. Maybe grab a knife and cut some slices. Or, you could get the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer and know that all banana-cutting problems are solved. With over 6000 ratings, the reviews on this product are pretty funny. Some of the highlights:
Thisgrl: “I don’t eat bananas but now I can slice them.”
Michael J. Corkren: “Slicing bananas no longer resembles a scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”
Xenia: “… essential for a junk drawer that will impress everyone. It doubles as a cat scratcher.”
TRACY’S DOG — FUNNY AMAZON REVIEW
So back in 2019 a very detailed review written by Amazon customer Express7976 caused the Tracy’s Dog Clitoral Sucking Vibrator to go viral, increase in price and even sell out. Express7976 said the product “met and exceeded expectations” and if you were going to use it you should “hydrate [and] make sure you don’t have to do anything that involves decisions or brainpower for the rest of the day.”
With over 900 ratings, Express7976 isn’t the only satisfied customer. And as a funny edit, the OG reviewer added this to her review: *This went viral, you owe me bigtime Tracy, and your little dog too*
55 GALLON DRUM OF LUBE AMAZON REVIEW — FUNNY
I mean, even the product description says “What are you going to do with all this lube?!” And that’s what the reviewers are trying to figure out. They’re using it to turn their kitchen floors into skating rinks, or using it in art projects. Or perhaps it helps them get their pet hippo into their car, it’s a great way to move furniture, or it really puts the slip in a Slip-and-Slide party if there’s no water handy. For $1300, this product really is a bargain!
I hope you’ve enjoyed these funny reviews on Amazon products. Happy shopping! I love you all so much! Stay awesome, stay sweet, and don’t forget to be nice to each other. Bye bye!
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