Meet the Characters

Sup, newbie. I’m Roxy the Fox, and I’m the smart one, okurrr? I get Luna into as much trouble as I get her out of, but life is an adventure so let’s tear it up! You only get one go-round on this crazy planet. I don’t have time for scaredy-cats or lame-dawgs, cuz I give absolutely ZERO FOX, you feel me? People tell me I’m witty, cunning, sarcastic, and I’m like “um, pshyeah, okay.” Anyway, you seem chill and brave, so I might like you. But so far, not impressed. Anyway, see you ‘round Azzyland. Try not to be a loser. ROXY OUT!

Hi hi! My name is Luna. I'm a bunny, and I don't go outside if I'm having a bad hare day. Get it? I love 24-carrot anything. Not gold, nah-nah. The simple things, like 24 carrot cake. My favorite music is Hip Hop, for obvious reasons, and I love sHOPping with my friends Warren and Roxy. I’m a sweetie pie, but I’m not shy, and I got big dreams, see. Turn on that ring light cuz I’m ready for my close up or at least a semi-challenging TikTok Dance! My friends say I’m clumsy, but I mean well -- I just have butterpaws. I drop more things than a beat. Oop awkward! Thanks for hopping by. I’ll see you around Azzyland, new furry friend. Stay awesome, stay sweet. Love you lots!

Greetings, new acquaintance. My proper name is Warren, but my close friends call me Warren. People think I’m a turtle, but technically speaking, I’m a tortoise. I’ve explained the very scientific difference many times, and just… no one gets it. Some say I’m too formal, but it just takes a while for me to come out of my shell. I try to keep Luna and Roxy far from harm’s way, but they don’t like me snapping at them. They lure me out with them with promises of cheese pizza, and I always come prepared with my lactose pills. Anywho, I’ve gotta get back home to my life partner Frederic. We’re balancing our budget tonight -- what fun! Enjoy Azzyland. Please don’t leave a mess.